T'make a long story short: I never applied! After reading the full description, I decided it wasn't for me.
Today's mail brought the following:
Dear [FirstName LastName]:
We are pleased to announce that ____ ____ has accepted the position of Assistant Professor in ____ at [YouDidn'tEvenApplyTo U.] ...Thank you for your interest in the position, and we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
Note to self: don't include your mailing address in such inquiries in the future. Who knows what mailing lists you may wind up on.