Just had to share this: The Painter was at his chalk drawing the other day on the front stoop. If you're clever, you might just surmise from his "short name" what long name might give rise to his epithet. Of course, since there are probably no more than a dozen Americans with the same first name, I'm not about to give it away.
Note the copyright symbols, and the mirrored writing. Every bit of this was his own invention. By the way, the lower bumps are "cheeks" and the line on the bottom is a "chin". I was truly flabbergasted, and fatherly pleased.